I found out this week that I will perform the lead role of Alice in our children theater's adaptation of Alice in Wonderland as an understudy while Alice is out of town. The actress they thought was going to do it...well, let's just say circumstances occurred which led them needing me to do it. OH! BY THE WAY, did I mention I only have two weeks to learn, memorize and block this musical? May 7th!
(Announcer's voice) And now, Mrs. Bergstrom, acclaimed actress will perform an one-woman show entitled: "Are You Serious???" Enjoy.Why must I work at an insane asylum sometimes?